What you don't want to hear about yourself

"Even the psychic said..."

How it felt for a woman

A Las Vegas hooker catering to the casino's high rollers was telling him about what women felt about sex. Apparently she liked and trusted him enough to share this.
Sexually speaking, P told him, a woman generally and permanently felt like a man who has just had an orgasm. Near as P could make out, okay? With all her experience and knowledge, that was pretty close to what a woman felt. And she was pretty knowledgeable, and experienced, wouldn't he agree?
So, as a man who had just had an orgasm, did he feel like sex any time soon? No, she wanted the truth, okay? He felt a little flat, right? Right. Needed lots of tender foreplay to get him up again, wouldn't he agree? And time, time too. Exceptions to the ordinary existed, of course, P said. But that's what it was generally like, being a woman. You feel a little flat, sexually speaking—all the time.
Thinking about how he felt, after his orgasm, how flat flat was, he found the concept unappealing. It was going to take much tender foreplay to get him up again, even more than what was usually the case. In fact, he felt like going to dinner instead.

Very, very easy orgasms

She claimed she had very, very easy orgasms.
Omigawd, how this made other women intensely mad with envy, most jealous of all the things about her. Her easy, peasy, great orgasms!
Orgasms were a breeze...for her.
Best sensation ever for anybody, she claimed.
And after, she was totally relaxed, completely beautiful, fully fulfilled.
Glowing all over. MMMmmmm...she liked her very, very easy orgasms!
Made other women who knew her totally crazy with jealousy, so they called her bad names.
Slut was only one such name she was called. Other such names were easy lay, everybody’s fuck, bitch, big cunt and total whore. And more.
Sometimes she was even double cursed, called, You bitch whore. Or similar double things, and so on.
She claimed she didn't care. She had her easy orgasms, and they could keep their curses. All the curses they wanted, every bitch, slut, fuck and whore.