Virgin claims

'Oh, poor, poor you...' Her voice very low, sympathetic.
He was describing what had happened.
Her hand brushed his hand away, reached down to him, moved over his shameful erection. 'You've been so good to me, haven't you? And surely, surely can't let you go on like this, can I...? Even if I am a virgin. Can't be that cruel, can I...? You will be gentle with me, your virgin girl, won't you? Be real nice to your virgin girl?'
Of course, as he discovered later, she wasn't a virgin at all. Not by a long way.